You read the Patch.

You remember buying Jelly Beans at Goffins

You think driving around the Green in less than 20 minutes is a "good" commute!

there is about 1 1/2 members of the Town Council you can be hold up as examples of good public servants

You attempt to justify the need for 7 sushi restaurants and 4 frozen yogurt places

When your address says Morristown and you say you don't live there because you're from Morris Township and no one understands.

When people ask you for directions and you say go around the "Green" or "Square" and they look at you like you just said the moon!

You realize that it is a great place but lacks leadership that is required to cut and reduce property taxes. Morris township and Morris plains have lower taxes because the voters there would never allow them to have the highest property taxes in Morris county. Morristown allows the two largest employers to pay no property taxes, and gives away too much in salary iand benefits to town employees who do not live and would never live in Morristown. This gives the homeowners higher taxes. Not enough people know this....... Or just don't care.

You remember Lobel's and Young Sophisticates on the Green

Roots sold clothes not steaks and the best bagels in town were at the Filling Station.

You went to Danziger's bakery in mid-town next to the Iron Bank!!

You still own a coat made by Salny Brothers

You got your toys at Leitner's, your baseball cards and comic books at Gold's, albums at Graymat's and if you were really feeling economically enfranchised, anything at The Exclusive Shop