AM, Neighbor

I am in a nutshell these fine quotes from Mr. Carlin:

- "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

- "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

- "What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

- "I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."